FREE MIKE ITS NOT ILEGAL TO DRINK PEPSY I DRINK COLA TO EVERYDAY

I KNOW NOW WHAT MY PARENTS GO DO WITH ME THEY COMPLAIN TO ABOUT DRINKING COKE MONSTER AND SHIT IFF THEY EVER FIND ME WITH BOOZE I GET IN THE NICHT STORE BEHIND THERE BACK THEY LOCK ME FOR A LIFETIME ATLAST I HAVE A GOOD ROOM WHERE I CAN HIDE STUFF A BITT